Them: There are no stupid questions.
Me: If a person dies & becomes a ghost that haunts the neighborhood, can their body then get raised as a zombie? If so, does that make them double undead?
Them: I was wrong.

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Them: There are no stupid questions.
Me: Vampires are weak to daylight. It literally kills them. How come moonlight, which is literally just a reflection of the sun, doesn't hurt them?
Them: I was wrong.

Tags: #DadJokes #jokes #undead #vampire

Them: There are no stupid questions.
Me: What do you think Dr. Pepper's degree is in? Do you think Mr. Pibb studied under Pepper to design his soda?
Them: I was wrong.

Tags: #DadJokes #Jokes #Humor #MrPibb #Soda #DrPepper