Valentinetoday in dragonheist, my bard is disguising himself as a noblewoman to try to sneak into her secret devil summoning(?) room, i'm sure nothing will go wrong
Well, nothing went wrong with the disguise, but we came across a horrifying scene in the attic. :')
oh yeah also there were spiders and playing a drow my reaction was not so much "oh shit spiders!" as "how big are the spiders? are they cute if someone is used to spiders?"
(I don't think that was the reaction our poor DM was expecting but :') )
🍂Dave Mayo‽🦃@Valentine now I wanna know what the Drow use as like generic spider names, like what are the Rex, Fido, etc of spider pets.
@Valentine "she has so little creativity, she named her spider Bloodsiphon, you know like in children's books!"