Me: Monitor backgrounds should be black.

X11: Sure, no prob.
Windows: Fine, you dullard.
Apple: YOUR BACKGROUND WILL BE PRETTY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! THE SPIRIT OF JOBS COMPELS YOU!

(Note: not a help request. I'll figure it out.)

@mwlucas Have you tried using a hammer or really strong magnet…?
#HelpingNotHelping