I'm sorry, but Hopper not even needing to jump through the portal to survive is, in the words of the immortal David Lynch, "Bullshit. Absolute, fucking bullshit."

Also, considering that s3 was all about Hop forgetting whatever he'd learned in s2 and s1, I wonder if he'll even be able to wipe his ass in s4?

#netflix #StrangerThings #seasonFour #spoiler
Oh good, we have yet another fuckin story where the narrative says that fighting back is equal to or worse than being a gorram bully
God DAMN IT, why does El NOT have a FUCKING LAWYER for this interrogation!?
...and why did NONE of the gang lawyer up when they got interrogated??: (