I'm sorry, but Hopper not even needing to jump through the portal to survive is, in the words of the immortal David Lynch, "Bullshit. Absolute, fucking bullshit."

Also, considering that s3 was all about Hop forgetting whatever he'd learned in s2 and s1, I wonder if he'll even be able to wipe his ass in s4?

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