#nsfw #bigboyproblems

My pants split. I'm going commando. I'm at work for another 5 hours.

This will not end well.

@DammitMooMoon ok this is awful but also

woof

@aphyr Yes, thank you for being aroused by my misery ;)

@DammitMooMoon that is awful and sorry you're in that predicament.

but also that is a really hot photo

@bootblackcub Thank you for being aroused at my misery ;)

@DammitMooMoon this very thing is why I carry a jacket with me, though I believe the last time it occurred I was wearing a jock, so I'm not sure I would have made as many mouths water as you.

(goddamn.)

@aewallace i mean, looking at the pictures you just posted, you made my mouth water while wearing a jock.
@DammitMooMoon πŸ₯° thank you! I'm glad that was the end result. πŸ˜…
@DammitMooMoon porn has taught me that could end really well. I'll hope for uneventful just to be safe though.