Today I woke up and saw someone posting an article entitled "If You Are Not Happy with the State of Magic, Stop Giving Wizards Your Money"

It's about Magic the Gathering, but man. It really took me a minute.

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I hate to break it to you but its not, you have just missed a lot since last night.

@ancient_domains_of_word yes. it is time to stop giving wizards of the coast money and instead give wizards money to do magic so we get more up of it up in this bitch
@ancient_domains_of_word a few years ago, there was an article called "Why are wizards shutting down game stores" with very similar vibes
@ancient_domains_of_word I mean, if this doesn't perfectly describe the state of tech today....
@ancient_domains_of_word Thinking about Clarke's Third Law, it seems more widely applicable though....
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You're right. The tictures have been of such low potency lately.