AnilMar 2, 2020
Robin Syl 🌸​
Why is there a wall-mounted apple in my hotel room?
Feb 17, 2020 at 7:36pmWeb
Show threadAndy @ #revision2026Feb 17, 2020
@robinsyl it's a doctor repellent!
Show threadCune!Feb 17, 2020

@robinsyl >a day

So I guess if you let room service in they'll give you a new apple

Show threadRobin Syl 🌸​Feb 17, 2020
@karina I’m afraid to eat it. Is it edible? Does it cost money? Is it poisoned and we have a sleeping beauty situation here?
Show threademacsomancer (has moved to types.pl)Feb 17, 2020
@robinsyl Hopefully it's placed in such as a location as to make it easy to hurl if you see any doctors about.
Show thread⚪ Clown ApologistFeb 17, 2020
@robinsyl a snack for tall people
Show threadAlpha MörököllFeb 17, 2020
@robinsyl Look around you. Maybe you can find a pen and a pineapple as well?
Show threadEfi (nap pet) 🦊💤Feb 17, 2020
@robinsyl are you not enjoying your policy-included wall-mounted apple, ma'am?
Show threadAnkeFeb 17, 2020
@robinsyl Healthier than mint chocolates?
Show threadthe Hearth Feb 17, 2020
@robinsyl the question you should be asking is why is there NOT a wall-mounted apple in any other hotel room you've been in?
Show thread/* 0x0 */ (not the kitten)Feb 17, 2020
@robinsyl ::hisssss::
Show threadCombat UnicornFeb 17, 2020

@robinsyl What horrible places have you been staying that don't have wall-mounted apples? ​

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Show threadOliviaMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl
midnight snack
Show threadThe research fairyMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl That's a straight-up Indiana Jones-looking apple holder
Show threadRobin Syl 🌸​Mar 1, 2020
@bgcarlisle Indiana Jones and the Apple in Room
Show threadThe research fairyMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl "Yes I would like an unguarded apple, thank you"
Show thread🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣Mar 1, 2020
@robinsyl Doctors hate apples? 🤔
Show threadMario HommelMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl I've seen this in a hotel room in Hamburg years ago. But the apple was green. :)
Show threadSindastra🐧✅:~ # _Mar 1, 2020
@DerMario @robinsyl Maybe it's the same apple and it got ripe by now. 🤪
Show threadRobin Syl 🌸​Mar 1, 2020
@DerMario It was the Hafen Hotel Hamburg
Show threadMario HommelMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl Yes, that's where I've seen it. 
Show threadEclipseMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl
did tou noticed if the hotel manager was a snake?
Show threadskOsHMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl wait, do you have to change out the apple daily? Because cant use the same apple for multiple days, it's against the rules
Show threadRobin Syl 🌸​Mar 1, 2020
@skOsH I only stayed for a night so I didn't know what room service does with it.
Show threadLord Marc GrondinMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl for price. "It's got apple lighting" lol
Show threadMatthew SkalaMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl According to How To Drink, the "apple a day" thing was propaganda from the apple growing industry (Big Apple?) introduced at the start of alcohol Prohibition in the USA. Before that the main use for apples was in making hard cider, and with that banned, they needed to convince everybody that apples were good to eat.
Show threadNick MontfortMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl Because the banana was waaay too expensive!
Show threadDark Side of SynthMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl Don't waste time wondering why - just make a fortune off it just like the guy who taped a banana to a wall. Carpe diem!
Show threadjamesiorMar 1, 2020
. @robinsyl @Gargron I have no idea but now I want one.
Show thread‮Andrew CassidyMar 1, 2020
@robinsyl would you rather have a ceiling-mounted apple?
Show threadMerle, Queen of CrimeMar 2, 2020
@robinsyl
Just in case you need it
Show threadMandy LevineMar 2, 2020
@robinsyl The help were told to install a computer, and they fu__ed up.
Show thread◼️Mar 3, 2020
@robinsyl
Clearly you’re supossed to eat it.
Show threadErvoMar 4, 2020
@robinsyl is an art piece valuated in $120000 don't eat it or you'll must pay it