Crippling flaws with the laptops people pretend to like:

Old thinkpads: shit battery life

New thinkpads: shit keyboards, shit upstream driver support

Pine64: flimsy case, bad performance, questionable freedom

System32: giant bulky things charged at twice the price of anything else

Librem: giant bulky things charged at three times the price of anything else

Dell XPS: absolutely godawful firmware, they should be strung up in the town square for it, crippling bugs in every inch of the machine

@sir The only thing wrong with my Dell XPS 13 is the fingerprint sensor not working. Everything else just works ootb.
@kayw Dell can go fuck itself as far as I'm concerned, if it were possible to have less faith in the firmware than zero then I'd have it
@kayw I just wasted 5 hours on an XPS 13 model