Lokinne, humble sunny halflingDec 13, 2018
Okay gentlemlems, ladies and pals brace yourselves for the #modernaunorsegods thread
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🔥Loki🔥
- Intensifies
- Lies to you but says it's for your own good
- Says owo just to annoy people
- Fills the group chat with pics of his +60kg wolfdog saying MY SON
- Sends no context memes at 04:20
- Only likes Sigyn's posts
- Has a matching tattoo with Odin
- Makes Vines
- Hel blocked him when he tried to tag her in a family photo
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 Freya 
- Activist
- Follows cat bot accounts
- Likes martial arts
- Has a lifelong rivalry with Odin to see who gets more followers in all social media
- Has a private account where she has all her cheesy selfies
- Is good at math
- Has adopted at least 7 cats
- Blocked Loki from most social media
- Rocks flannels
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🍎Idhunna🍎
- Vegan
- Has a garden with lots of aromatic herbs
- Hippie aesthetics
- Remember that song about Lisa playing with a tree? She inspired it
- Rocks flower crowns
- Has a Pinterest about gardening
- Gives apples as secret Santa gifts every year
- Except Loki, he doesn't get an apple
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 Thor 

- Has an Instagram account to upload exercise videos
- Runs a gym
- Adopted two goats from a sanctuary
- Is actually a softie
- Sponsors a brand of beard products
- Feminist Ally tee
- Has an account only to upload photos of storms
- Will brawl people as a way of establish friendship

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💀Hela💀

- Ultimate gothic queen
- Peak aesthetic
- Enjoys black coffee
- Has an account for special effects makeup works
- Painted half of her room black at 16yo and never painted it again
- Has a friendship crush on Balder
- Cemetery moodboards
- Has an ethical taxidermy blog

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☀️Frey☀️

- Ultimate Hippie King
- Has a lot of Coachella fans
- Vegetarian
- Pacifist
- Rocks beard accesories
- One time he won an agriculture tournament growing the biggest pumpkins
- Throws eco bombs around
- Has a stuffed boar plushie
- Collects dry flowers
- Bakes his own bread

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 Tyr 

- Takes sword lessons since he was a kid
- Doesn't like Loki's dog because he bit him one (1) time
- Likes medieval museums
- Tends to white knight but it's not a big deal
- Activist
- Collects letter openers shaped like swords
- Has a hipster mustache

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 Heimdal 

- Stalkes everyone on social media
- Knows all kinds of stuff from his group of friends
- Likes to learn code
- Worked as a bodyguard
- Collects holographic stuff
- Likes seals
- Blocked Loki on main
- Odin's BFF

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 Odin 

- Has a car and drives the group around
- Acts like an overprotective dad with his friends
- Always wears either wolf tees or full suits no in between
- Has two crows as companions
- Likes pirate movies
- Has a matching tattoo with Loki
- Did drag for fun at least three times
- Has a blog about magick
- Rivals for life with Freya
- Designated driver even when drunk

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 Baldr 

- Star in every social media
- Popular IRL too
- A cool prep but is a softie in and out
- Collects golden stuff
- Instagram VIP user
- Likes glitter
- Model
- Better blonde hair than He-Man
- Allergic to mistletoe
- One time Loki got into his Instagram and deleted all his pics

Show threadkikiDec 13, 2018
@lokinne nice concept and all, but Loki TOTALLY has to be non-binary!
Show threadLokinne, humble sunny halflingDec 13, 2018
@Kiki
Of goddam course
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@lokinne me
Show threadspooky gray Dec 13, 2018
@lokinne ok but let me tell YOU about painting my room black. so when i was like 12 my parents let me decide the color for the walls of my room. and tiny goth grace was like “i want BLACK WALLS!!!” and my parents would not let me do it. so i decided on the darkest purple they would let me do. to this day it’s still dark purple even though i don’t live there anymore - my youngest sister took over the room when i moved out and made it super Aesthetic ™️