MK ⛄"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" has birthed "forest fires can't melt any car metal" (they can, actually), and the right now believes there are directed energy weapons melting cars that just happened to be in forest fires.
_&@some_qualia I love that they apparently don't get that aluminum and steel melt at different temperatures.
@_ampersand Right?? ALUMINUM MELTS AT 1200, FOREST FIRES GET UP TO 1500. 1500 > 1200!!! THIS IS NOT HARD!!!!!!
@some_qualia right wingers, getting confused by elementary school understanding of physical properties
Just imagining some chud getting furious about their ice melting in their water and demanding their money back at a restaurant.
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