The Disney character I identify with most is Donald Duck, because like him, I am also a duck who has grotesquely contorted the muscles of my wings, limbs, beak, and throat, so that I can unnaturally immitate human movement and speech

@peptostate Shout out to KH1 where Peter Pan gives the crew pixie dust so they can fly, so Donald Duck immediately tries this and fails.

As a duck.

I'm.