i am at an absolute loss for words. i cannot believe i’m living on the same planet as this person. i can’t be. i can’t possibly

@doggeaux have you read "a confederacy of dunces"?

it's literally about this person

@doggeaux when you play eu4 one damn time
@doggeaux "No one can really reply because they don't know what he's talking about, so he definitely gets the feeling that he's winning these debates." Oh man, that sums up like 90% of internet discourse perfectly.
@doggeaux pretty cool dude, but it’s only a step beyond in logic of the descendant of plantation owners who thinks that there were some positive aspects to slavery
@doggeaux tbh I bet he’s great at parties
@doggeaux hoooo I was on the fence about reading this long thing but I'm glad I did. holy shit
@doggeaux This is what happens if you take Mark Corrigan and boil all the water off until he's crystallized
@doggeaux it's like that doctor who episode where the royal family are secret werewolves
@doggeaux sounds like you need to read some mencius moldbug
@doggeaux alternatively op is dating Francis Urquhart MP and is about to get thrown off a fucking roof
@doggeaux I saw this on tumblr a while back and we were hollering. There was a user at the time who had equally bizarre opinions and we were pretty sure his gf wrote that.
@doggeaux This dude is just itching to be on that guillotine platform.
@doggeaux @Kavn I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you also share the planet with a LOT of people who think billionaires just work harder and would make good heads of state.