(It has been a while since I got one got this mad)

Scammer: Do I understand you have a car and auto insurance?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: Who do you have for insurance?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: Do you understand English?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: What is your carrier?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: You need to kill yourself, idiot. [hangs up]

#YesMan

Scammer: Now you do have Medicare Parts A and B active?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: Perfect, and how old are you? Like, what's your age?

Me: Yeee-es.

Scammer: What 'yes'?

Me: Yes!

Scammer: I'm asking about your age.

Me: Yes.

Scammer: ... **** yourself. Say 'yes'.

Me: Yeeeesss--

[Scammer hands up]

#YesMan

there needs to be more art of Benny using Yes Man as a sexbot I think

is this technically incest because Benny (kind of) helped reprogram Yes Man and could be considered his paternal figure? that sure is an interesting question feel free to argue in the comments

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Charles Caleb "C. C." Colton (1780-1832) English cleric, writer, aphorist
Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words, Vol. 2, § 25 (1822)

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