Meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second"

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📝 Plot: In this zany French comedy, a hapless and whiny office worker tries every ridiculous scheme to climb the corporate ladder, creating chaos for colleagues and inadvertently sabotaging himself. A brilliant satire of ambition, office politics, and human folly, packed with witty dialogues, comic misunderstandings, and absurd situations that define 1970s French humor.

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🎬 Comment réussir… quand on est con et pleurnichard [How to Succeed… When You're Stupid and Whiny] (1974)

Subtitles available:
🇬🇧 English
🇫🇷 French
🇪🇸 Spanish

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🎞 IMDb https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185997/

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I once offhandedly told a colleague that our office windows contain a pure vacuum. When she worriedly asked what would happen if one broke, I kept a straight face and detailed a local apocalypse: we’d all be sucked into the void and perish.

​The existential horror in her eyes was priceless.

​With a heavy, mournful sigh, she remarked: "It’s just awful how recklessly people use technology. We must fight for our planet."

​I’m truly grateful to her for making the workday entertaining and for never failing to surprise me with her absolute lack of critical thinking. I’ve yet to find an answer as to why the dim-witted are always so frantically active. Probably shouldn't even try.

​Anyway, thanks, Stela.

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Factory conversations be like… 😏

Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.

Lady fires back: “You need 12 inches for that.”

Perfect silence. Everyone assumes I’m not listening. 👂😂

I look over and say:
“I can do that… I’d just have to put it in twice.”

The pause.

Then absolute laughter.

Hey—no one said it had to be in one shot.

Math is math. 🤷‍♂️😂

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Creating a presentation night that feels like a team‑building laugh‑fest can boost collaboration. The 'Presentation Night Ideas That Spark Laughter and Real Team Bonding' blog notes that adding a relatable anecdote—like a project mishap—can lift audience retention by up to 30% and encourages others to share their own stories. Have you tried a humor‑filled slide or meme to break the ice? Read more in the full post and share your favorite ice‑bre...

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