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Out of PURE CURIOSITY, WHERE does your LEPRECHAUN FRIEND LIVE?


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There sure are a lot of BEASTFOLK on this WEB-SITE.


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I crawled FOUR DUNGEONS today trying to earn back all the GOLD COINS the LEPRECHAUNS stole. It is EXHAUSTING, but I can feel myself GROWING STRONGER.


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This also works in reverse. Sometimes when I am facing NEW ADVERSARIES unfamiliar with my tactics they will cast a SILENCING SPELL. But I can still PUNCH THEM with my FISTS.


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The LEPRECHAUNS got into my SAVINGS. My CHEST of GOLD and JEWELS is now a mere CHEST of JEWELS.


#I-suppose-it-is-time-to-start-JOB-QUESTING. #wizardposting #wizard #leprechauns #leprechaun-crime

I love using my powers for GOOD and turning WORMS back into PEOPLE. Sometimes they were NOT ORIGINALLY PEOPLE and ask me to TURN THEM BACK so I RESPECT THEIR WISHES.


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I hate when that happens. #wizardposting

How many Wizards are on Mastodon? We should have some sort of... Wizard Conclave.

If you know any real, actual Wizards that are on here, please boost and/or tag them in this so we can find one another.

A couple of quick qualifications:
- Grand Wizards need not apply
- Neither do TERF Wizards. Fuck JK Rowling

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