Husband: "Sometimes it’s hard to sit still."
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Husband: "My 🍆 does."
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Husband: "Roll up to her gorgeous garden and you’ll see she’s an Ace."
(Note: This is a special mother-in-law guest post, so you see where Wifey gets it.)
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Husband: "A.K.A. winter, and I'm not ready for all the months with her cold brain."
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Husband: "There is no escaping the mess that is Trump’s America"
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Husband: "Fruit? Or breed of dog? Either way it was tasty."
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Husband: "In a world where anything is possible, some people choose to remain impossible, and they will drive you nuts if you let them."
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Husband: "Sometimes even I can't make sense of her non-sense."
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Husband: "I on the other hand could easily fall a hay."
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Husband: "#lockdownlife #covid #notdeadyet."
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TISH MY WIFE SAYS