The Wí: We could never split up.
Me: 😍😍😍🥰🥰 because of how much you love me???
The Wí: I mean sure, but I was thinking how I don’t know how to operate the espresso machine and have become accustomed to you bringing me coffee in bed. Your thing was good too though…
#marriage #strongbond #coffee #espresso #wifesgotjokes