"It's very creative." - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalCreativityDay #KarenWhitehouse

"This man, attended the wedding, but not as a friend or a family member!" - LAUREN KILBY, E8 - The Entertainer, Who shat? #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"I don't know." - DAVE, S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat

"Get the phone!" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalTelephoneDay #LaurenKilby

"Your first email was the funniest we got." - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalEmailDay #KarenWhitehouse

"Is that really a prank?" - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, E1 - A crime was committed, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #KarenWhitehouse

"The first of April is April Fools' Day!" - KAREN WHITEHOUSE, S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket', Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #KarenWhitehouse

"My occupation is a plumber." - BRUCE, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #WorldPlumbingDay

"Continuity's really important!" - JO MILLINGTON, S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #JoMillington

"So their dead dog was just stolen, and we don't know what happened." - JANNEKE, S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalDoggyDateNight #Janneke