"My occupation is a plumber." - BRUCE, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #WorldPlumbingDay

"Continuity's really important!" - JO MILLINGTON, S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #JoMillington

"So their dead dog was just stolen, and we don't know what happened." - JANNEKE, S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalDoggyDateNight #Janneke

"What do you do if the person who hired you to investigate a crime turns out to be the person who actually committed the crime?" - LAUREN KILBY, E9 - On his knees, Who shat? #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"Who has been planting these stickers?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalStickerDay #LaurenKilby

"How many wedding beans did he eat THAT day?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalBeanDay #LaurenKilby

"That's what I think." - HENK, E6 - Four hours in the bathroom, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat

"Merry Christmas." - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E13 Santa Snatcher, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #ChristmasDay #LaurenKilby

"What is he hiding?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"It's essentially a savory cake." - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalCakeDay #LaurenKilby