In honor of Monday's inauguration I've been making cocktails.

Specifically the "Lite Treason" (by Beau Burtnick @ Kask , Portland Oregon).

Modified White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur, Cynar) under sweetened Mezcal hand whipped cream.

A good drink for a bad day.

#uspol #politics #cocktail #cocktails #vodka #coffeeliqueur #mezcal #whippedcream #treason #cynar #artichokes #artichokeliqueur

Mmm, the taste of ass with whipped topping. 🥰

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Had cocoa twice in the last 24 hours and I wanted to show off my mugs. Both of the mugs are from target each are 5 dollars. The first cocoa was Tim Horton's with milk, half and half, marshmallows, and whipped cream. The second cocoa was Silly Cow with milk, half and half, and marshmallows
I'm savoring the holiday season so there will be more cocoa this week!

#food #beverages #cocoa #hotchocolate #marshmallows #whippedcream

Ruined Pumpkin Pie Burnout

Mochi was trying to do a funny meme with a pumpkin pie and these two ruined it.

Art done in Adobe Illustrator CS5.1 & Adobe Photoshop CS5.1

#DigitalArt #Digitaldrawing #Diecastcar #pumpkinpie #Whippedcream #pumpkinpieburnout #ClassicToon #RubberhoseStyle #Payasa #Cat #Chola #Peacock #Mouse

Step away from the plastic tub of frozen whipped topping. Real whipped cream includes only TWO ingredients and the taste doesn't even compare. All you need is a mixer.

#recipes #whippedcream #homemadewhippedcream #thanksgivingdessert #southernfood #southerncooking https://cookingbride.com/desserts/how-to-make-homemade-whipped-cream/

Boosted into my feed: mention of bad first date, cut short when he "rather unashamedly asked me if I'd like to eat bananas out of his arse."

Cue my sudden review of 32 posts on ErosBlog that contain "banana": https://www.erosblog.com/?s=banana

Yay! No anal bananas!

But there WAS this one nude lady who brought a banana with all the desert condiments into the bedroom. What was SHE getting up to? We'll never know.

https://www.erosblog.com/2011/09/30/time-for-dessert/

#Banana #Anal #ButtStuff #Sex #WhippedCream