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Good day and Hello...

For 2024 we decided to be a little more honest and therefore rename some of our products. Celebrating our 20th anniversary, it should be clear, who we are and how we act.

#Facelook - because we love looking at your faces, of course with the help of facial recognition systems. So we want to know, who you are. And you. And you. And where. And when. Everything.

#Instadam - because you will be instantly damned.

#Threats - because we will threaten you. And the whole world. We already work on the invasion of the #Fediverse using #ActivityPub. You were warned.

#WhatsCrap - because we crippled #XMPP to incompatible crap to keep you a safe slave. We may use different names for several markets, e.g. #WhatsDepp in Germany.

Enjoy 2024.

I do Love a good #whatscrap #scammer

I liked my use of the Wayne's world “contract scene”

Today we can likely extend that effect of #drunkenness to other seedy, centrally-controlled platforms.

#stumble #rumBlE #gAb #tRutHSOcIal #whatSAPp #whatsCrap

@sneak
This ^^^

We need more ppl to realise how big an issue it is that #whatsCrap is a #dotCon.

#fACebOok #whATSapP
@Decentralize_today

@deletefacebook
Your #privacy is important to us, that's why we dissect every bit of information you give us, its to serve the #corporations we serve.

We don't give your information to them directly. We just mold you into a person who can be easily led by them.

We're really good at it.

So trust us to mold you into the #corporations image, you'll love the memes, tropes, and stories we've picked for you.

#corporateStateTotalitarianism #FacebookIsWatching #WhatsCrap

#whatsapp more like #whatscrap amiright