"🎣 Breaking news: Fish shrink when caught in a net of scientific jargon! 🐟 Apparently, solving a 'mystery' means finding the on switch for JavaScript. Next up: Scientists discover water is wet. 💧"
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/these-cod-have-been-shrinking-dramatically-for-decades-now-scientists-say-theyve-solved-the-mystery-180986920/ #FishShrink #ScienceJargon #JavaScriptMystery #WetWater #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation that #pixels can be both a unit of length and area! 📏📐 Clearly, the universe will implode under the weight of this "math genius" dimensional analysis. Next up: discovering that water is wet. 💧🤯
https://www.nayuki.io/page/pixel-is-a-unit-of-length-and-area #dimensionalanalysis #mathgenius #groundbreakingrevelation #wetwater #HackerNews #ngated

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Online copyright infringement is up, and water is still wet https://boingboing.net/2018/03/21/the-pirates-dilemma.html #Copyfight #webtheory #wetwater #Post