"What in the devil is going on," I ask myself as I stumble for the couch, holding my throbbing hands upright like oversized lobster-claw oven mitts.

"I've done next to nothing today and I'm completely exhausted-- oh," I check my phone, "It's Barry-effing-metric again."

I'm a weather witch in the worst way.

#chronicillness #sjogrens #autonomicdysfunction #weatherwitch #weather

#MythologyMonday 🌪️ #Weatherwitch

In Finnish lore, #Louhi, witch-queen of Pohjola, rules the winds.

✨In the Kalevala, she conjures storms to sink heroes’ ships and steals the sun, cloaking the world in icy dark.

🧙‍♀️A true weather witch of the north.

#FinnishLegends

Also I may be partially responsible for this. And I’m like…a little sorry for anyone who had plans this week, but we fucking needed this rain. #WeatherWitch #WitchyWays

Hmmm. Maybe it wasn’t San Francisco calling me, but THE STORM

#weatherwitch #lightninggirl