I gave myself my marching orders! This holiday season, I got my steps in by fighting both a #WarOnCars and a #WarOnXmas. Despite my data collection issues, I try to show that #CarsRuinEverything, even Xmas light displays.
https://youtu.be/mECjNdINdbg
My War on Cars AND Xmas

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Christmas brawl erupts in wealthy Massachusetts enclave during holiday celebration

Video footage captured a chaotic brawl during Nantucket’s Christmas Stroll last weekend as men clashed in the street. Police say no arrests were made.

Fox News

My local grocery stores are selling boxed "pre-made gingerbread houses".

Why is this a thing that even exists?

#gingerbread #GingerbreadHouse #lazy #commercialism #WarOnChristmas #WarOnXmas

Santa will not be writing back to letters from kids this year, says Canada Post | CBC News

Canada Post announced today that Santa will not be writing back to the children who write him letters this year. In a news release, the Crown corporation said that it has begun ramping up operations again after its month-long strike came to an end Tuesday.

CBC
I need a THEY LIVE! Elf-on-the-Shelf. Because I’m all out of bubble gum.

#xmas #waronxmas #xmasTreeOrnament #theylive #elfontheshelf #imalloutofbubblegum

I need a THEY LIVE! Elf-on-the-Shelf. Because I’m all out of bubble gum.

#xmas #waronxmas #xmasTreeOrnament #theylive #elfontheshelf #imalloutofbubblegum

Und da ist er: der bunte Teller für #mein #Weihnachten, der das Leben so schön weich macht. Die #feiertage können kommen. Danke an die forschenden pharmaunternehmen.
#xmas #waronxmas #lastchristnas #atheism
Feel good stories about holiday traditions and over-the-top decorations will never use the phrase "rampant consumerism."
#WarOnXmas
In other news, my husband keeps making cookies, so I had to counterattack today and make espresso truffles. The #WarOnXmas is real, y'all!

Und nun sehe ich, dass die anderen Toots nicht aus der Werkstatt im Keller rausgekommen sind. Naja. Hier noch die Tastaturattrappen auf den beiden Grundplatten. Natürlich ist trotz Testplatte die zweite besser geworden als die erste.... Naja, Schluss für heute.

#Weihnachtswerkstatt #WarOnChristmas #WarOnXmas