these lads bashing their cheek bones wi' a spoon to make the bones break and re-heal into beautiful cheeks ("looksmaxxing?") need to ring me up.

i will punch them in the face as many times as they'd like. free of charge.*

(ɹǝʍsuɐ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝu sᴉ ǝɔuǝloᴉʌ*)

OH! don't want to forget my hashtag. i think #wankers works here too. 🤔

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looksmaxxing

letting these budding wanker weans have free reign to bully and degrade the humanity of others will result in fully matured wanker adults who will do nothing else.

let's see... i never really used hashtags before. i will try wi' this post. how about #wankers 🤗

right.

now that's done, it's important to disclaim that "what i think" is bloody irrelevant. ignore me and read this report from sally weale at guardian for more info on current wanking and wankers...

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/apr/04/masculinity-crisis-brewing-uk-schools-teachers-union

#Whetherspoons are #Wankers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kl9rmwvn7o

Not content with helping to fuck us all by supporting #Brexit the sticky crap pub chain now is going #Ghestapo on Guide dogs.

To all you neo-nazis and admirers of Mr. Hitler.
Look up Kallmans Syndrome.
You will be hearing a lot about it in the next few weeks.

#nazis #wankers #neo-nazis

I mean, c'mon ... did literally nobody look at this and think ... maybe not?

#AI #Adobe #Wankers

Hey! Do you work in Intelligence? Did you get caught out doing naughty stuff and were forced to delete your project?

No problem! Just start again! Pretend that you didn't do nothing evah and then just use all the same details, all the records that you know that exist (because you made them up), and your access to systems, to do the same shit all over again! Genius!

#TheInvestigatoryPowersTribunal #IPT #Wankers

"Self Proclaimed Internet Troll May Face 31 Years In Jail"

Or maybe South Korea is just...trolling...him?

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/johnny-somali-could-sentenced-31-years-jail-because-deepfake-sex-crimes-1735404

#JohnnySomali #SouthKorea #Wankers #DeepFake