AnneTheWriterJan 14

Bonus #Jokes
A typo walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The typo replies, “A bear, please.”

An actor walks into a bar.
"Can I get a stagehand to put some glow-tape on this, please?" he yells.

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar.
Or did he? That’s just what they want you to think.

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
There’s no way that’s just a coincidence.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #BartenderJokes #WalksIntoABar

Show threadEmerald BixbyJul 27, 2023

(shamelessly ganked from my own old fb post which ganked from reddit which ganked from idk the New Yorker or something probably, elephino)

#math #jokes #walksintoabar #infinity #gradients

tinydoctorDec 17, 2022
Descartes walks into a bar. Stands there, looking preoccupied. The bartender says, "Hey bub, you want a drink or what." Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears. #walksintoabar #joke
Doc Edward Morbius ❌​Oct 10, 2018

So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor

#seo #copywriter #walksintoabar #grill #pub #irish #bar #bartender #drinks #beer #wine #liquor #whatthehell #bacon

#thatsthejokedotjpg