UrayamishiiWould you do a blind meetup with me without knowing what I look like first? #virgins
Make it so I never have to work a day in my life again:
https://throne.com/urayamishii
#paypig #aspergers #slavery #virgins
https://throne.com/urayamishii
#paypig #aspergers #slavery #virgins
Simps: if you're going to approach a nonfindom dom, tell them what skills you have and what you can do for them. Don't come with your laundry list of kinks. #single #forcedbi #amarillo #sissification #virgins
Fun fact: I still have the socks from the Sock Challenge. Listen to the full thing here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cxAzhuZ9nNwwg7X5AT
#serve #virgins #beta #simping
https://on.soundcloud.com/cxAzhuZ9nNwwg7X5AT
#serve #virgins #beta #simping
Maybe if you work hard enough, you can live with me and be my pet. #findom #orgasmdenial #khhv #mgtow #virgins
Reverend ElvisWar has a really bad reputation.
But afterwards, depending on your culture, you get virgins if you die, or two girls for every boy if you survive. It doesn't look so bad now, does it?
https://word.undead-network.de/2026/05/06/war-has-a-really-bad-reputation/
#boys #FUN #girls #sexafterwar #virgins #war
Jan & Dean - Surf City - 1963
Pankil RichardsWhile the exact number of Houris -or heavenly virgins- the Supreme Leader and His Top Leaders are eligible for is not exact, each of them will be allowed several.
Let us be conservative, say: just 42.
And but no no no… not just regular virgins but, Supreme-notched to Top-notched virgins. Oh Yes.
And so:
Supreme Leader: 42 Supreme Virgins
40 Top Leaders: 40 x 42 [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank, yessssss! [sound of calculations on one hand]]
= 1680 Top Virgins
Now, some Leaders may be secretly Gay (it happens folks, don’t You! judge The, Man(s)).
And so:
OMG, Are there Gay virgins? [ummm. hmmm. oooooffs. shit no. swishhhhwsgh. thunk thunk clank. clank. clank. wtf. shit. piss. what? clank. wank. vvank vvankvvank vvankitty vvank…] Fcku.
God knows!
And so:
We need to focus instead, then, on exactly: How much Gasoline prices will fluctuate, now, Folks.