After an hour on hold with #VirginMedia Ireland I managed to have the "I would like to cancel service" conversation with their retention drone.
I'm assured that Virgin have fiber available at my address today (they don't, despite virgin media wholesale having nailed fibre to our gutters nine months ago).
Also that OpenEir won't have fibre available here for six months (despite my having had it installed a month ago).
I'm so much less concerned about leaving them than I was this morning.


