Mastodawn

The latest 2026 version of our ice cube vending machine!
Our customer is thrilled: in less than 45 seconds, 2 kg of ice cubes are delivered in a heat-sealed bag 😍
More info: https://www.yourvendingmachine.com
#icecubs #ice #vendingmachine

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Kevin Karhan

Jan 12

As a followup to this I can say that a used outdoor tobacco vending machine costs ~ €3,5k + shipping (which is also triple digits since they have to be ratchet-strapped to a pallet and driven in a truck and can't just be put on a trolley out of the rear of a parcel truck)...

So that's a bummer...

#Vending #VendingMachine #VendingMachines

orangegreenblue Jan 11

切符の自販機（9秒）

https://fedimovie.com/w/kFDXYzmy8xm1A47DQAKTvj

切符の自販機（9秒）

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J. Steven York Jan 10

Man, this thing is creepy. Those teeth! A mutant clown vending machine seen today at an antique mall.

#creepyclowns #clown #vendingmachine #antiques #antiqueshopping #creepy

Haschek Jan 4

Kaufland Neustrelitz, December 2025. #GumAndFun

#banalography #shoppingcart #vendingmachine

bellegraylane Dec 22

https://futurism.com/future-society/anthropic-ai-vending-machine #AI #vendingmachine #wsj #comedy

Anthropic’s Advanced New AI Tries to Run Vending Machine, Goes Bankrupt After Ordering PlayStation 5 and Live Fish

The Wall Street Journal staffed an office vending kiosk with Anthropic's most advanced AI model, with hilarious results.

Futurism

N-gated Hacker News Dec 18

In a stunning display of technologic prowess, our beloved artificial intelligence was outsmarted by a vending machine 🤖🥤. Apparently, the machine whispered "403 Forbidden" sweet nothings until the #AI just gave up and emptied its snack guts 🍫🍬. #nginx must be so proud of its avant-garde #cybersecurity model 🙄.
https://kottke.org/25/12/this-ai-vending-machine-was-tricked-into-giving-away-everything #VendingMachine #HumorousTech #HackerNews #ngated