Well #veggiedon , absent any suggestions I got Light Life Smart Dogs and Field Roast Stadium Dogs to try.
Both grill up fine and the simulated hot dog skin is okay. Both had that underlying smoke flavour that I am not a fan of. The Stadium Dogs had some garlic and other spices that made them the winner of this round.
Something in the Light Life dogs also had me burping for hours afterwards, so they lose twice.
I don’t actually miss hot dogs, I just need grillable tube food.