@telepolis

Mehr kostenloses Marketing für den "KI"-Scam ...

Der ganze Softwarestack ist überkomplex, es ist immer nur eine Frage der Zeit bis jemand einen Weg findet, mehr Lücken zu entdecken.

Die Lösung ist nicht kopfloses Herumhühnern und irgendeine - stand Heute - #Vaporware zu überhöhen, sondern das mal anzugehen ...

ohne "Anthropic". Die legen Brände (vielleicht in diesem Fall viel Rauch?) und wollen jetzt der Welt selber (rationiert!!) das Löschwasser verkaufen.

Haha.

🚀 Ah, the ever-elusive #FIXAPL #beta, the software equivalent of Schrödinger's cat: it exists, but good luck finding anyone who actually uses it. 🙃 More #vaporware from the tech world, proving once again that some betas are better left in the alpha stages. 😂
https://fixapl.netlify.app/ #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #SchrödingersCat #HackerNews #ngated
FIXAPL (beta)

A simple APL derivative, built on fixed-arity functions

@davatron5000 You don't even have one of those fancy vanity `localhost:8000` URLs, how could this ever ship to production?

#vaporware

Oh look cloudflare making a Wordpress like CMS, will the archive it as quickly as the last project

#wordpress #vaporware

Oh, look! Yet another scroll-stopping #Forbes masterpiece: a guide to #vaporware from a company that might as well be selling #unicorn #tears 🦄💧. Who knew you needed #JavaScript just to contemplate the #existential #void of OpenAI's non-existent products? 🤔✨
https://www.forbes.com/sites/phoebeliu/2026/03/31/openai-graveyard-deals-and-products-havent-happened-openai/ #OpenAI #HackerNews #ngated
The Graveyard Of OpenAI’s Dead Products And Incomplete Deals

As it announces one of the biggest funding rounds in history, OpenAI has trumpeted hundreds of billions in other deals and products—including Sora—that haven’t yet become reality.

Forbes
The AI boom is a lie: Fake data centres and unused GPUs | Ed Zitron

YouTube

Facebook me recuerda que hace cuatro años Natasha Zotova de Zosya Entertainment publicó en su cuenta unas cuantas instantáneas de un vídeojuego para el ZX Spectrum que dejaron en el tintero por aquel entonces, pero que finalmente y con el paso del tiempo no llegaron a lanzarlo del todo: "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi".

Tenía muy buena pinta. Una pena que no llegásemos a verlo terminado y publicado. Al menos quedan estas imágenes para el recuerdo.

#Zxspectrum #Vaporware #Videojuegos

UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB415dkRsYI

See also:
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/09/revealed-uks-multibillion-ai-drive-is-built-on-phantom-investments

#AI #UK #Vaporware

UK AI Action Plan: vaporware, crypto bros, no AI

YouTube

Where is the Trump Phone | penguinz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJniME2-T3U

Trump Phone seeming like vaporware, honestly.

#YouTube #Trump #Vaporware

Where is the Trump Phone

YouTube
One of my favorite mediums/ideas are fake video games. @plastiboo pioneered this with Vermis, and l enjoy toying around with this concept. So I’ve been playing with black canvas and imagining what a 2-bit dungeon crawler might look like.
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#vermis #fakevideogame #vaporware #dungeoncrawler #blackandwhite