boosted this whole thread ―something i rarely do― because everybody deserves to learn about the power of the TWAT CANON:

https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115451395642541388

enjoy!

#jokes #memes #vaginas

Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum@masto.ai)

Attached: 1 image It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

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#Humor

Why does #Catholicism hate women & sex so much, but the doorways to their cathedrals look like giant #Vaginas?

"Las vaginas están más reguladas que las armas". (Esto es en el contexto de Estados Unidos, pero tal como está el patio, no nos extrañe sufrirlo en Europa dentro de poco).

#vaginas #armas #estadosunidos

WRITER FUEL: Female kangaroos have one tail, two feet and three vaginas when they're giving birth. Why?

https://www.limfic.com/2025/08/01/writer-fuel-why-do-kangaroos-have-three-vaginas/

#WriterFuel #StoryIdeas #Writers #Authors #Biology #Kangaroos #Vaginas #Reproduction

"We've been chatting for a while. How about a date? I'm free tonight."

"I can't. I have a hair appointment. Some other time?"

[Later.]

"Are you free tonight for a date?"

"I'd like that, but I have to help my friend move."

[Later.]

"How about that date? Tonight."

"Oh, bad timing. I'm getting my dick glazed."

 "

[Later.]

"So... that date?"

"I can't. I'm working tonight."

"Aha! I knew it. I did not say that the date was *tonight*. Furthermore, remember when you said you were getting your dick glazed. Well, dick glazers do not work at night. I knew you were stringing me along."

"Fuck. I was hesitant, but now I want to make it up to you. How about tomorrow?"

"I can't. I'm having my vagina resurfaced."

#dating #dicks #glaze #vaginas #resurfacing

#Muslim #Women

You are #life givers, carers, educators.

Put you men in burkas, forbid them to drive, go to school, the mosque, close your #vaginas until your men grow out of idiocy, bestiality, inhumanity, #evil.

Get going, #ladies!

#againstdarkmanners #consciousnessevolution
@women
@islam @psychology @geopolitics

Everything you ever wanted to know about #Vaginas … but were too afraid to Google
Should you wash your vagina? Can a tampon get lost in one? And does having sex make you looser? Experts in all things ‘down there’ separate fact from fiction

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/nov/02/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-vaginas-but-were-too-afraid-to-google

#Vulva #WomenHealth #SexualHealth

Everything you ever wanted to know about vaginas … but were too afraid to Google

Should you wash your vagina? Can a tampon get lost in one? And does having sex make you looser? Experts in all things ‘down there’ separate fact from fiction

The Guardian
Black Holes In The Night: A song about the diversity of vaginas. #vaginas #song #demonology #science