#AI and #LLMs are over. Rejoice that the costly, unimpressive, environmental burdens are a thing of the past.

Why?

Because I have just invented and launched #SAGI. It's here, right now, today. I have beaten #OpenAi, #Nvidia and #Anthropic to #AGI and SAGI surpasses it in every way.

Super Artifical General Intelligence is here, and you'd better get on board or get #LeftBehind.

I have heard the rumours about a new $900 billion venture #Startup claiming they have already surpassed SAGI and I'm telling you right now, this is baseless #marketing #hype.

Nevertheless I have actually just now surpassed SAGI with #USAGI. Upgrade to an Ultra SAGI+ subscription to limit the number of advertisements you see, hear, feel, smell and dream about.

The price of enterprise USAGI++ is going up, unfortunately.

USAGI has the power to do more harm to humans than the threat of nuclear #annihilation and as an inheritor of generational wealth who has never even broken a sweat, I am proud to say that.

This is not a joke. I'm a post-human immaculate. The first unicorn.

Build my throne now please.

#Enshittification #Microslop

おやつの気配でスイッチON！うさぎの“歓喜の舞”に「ハッピーおやつタイムダンス」の声
https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_jp_69cb195be4b09eec10e18925

#huffingtonpost #LIFE #ネットで話題 #動物 #うさぎ #nettodewadai #dobutsu #usagi

Da heute der Tolkien-Tag ist, gibts hier noch ein Tolkien-Crossover. Dieses mal nicht nur mit den Sailor Senshis, die armen dussligen Orks haben sich Hilfe holen müssen. Und so steht Ami und ihren Freundinnen noch ein Teil des Casts aus Dragonball gegenüber.

MERCURY AQUA MIRAGE!

#dragonball #sailormoon #herrderringe #orks #sailorsenshi #sailormercury #amichan #ami #mizuno #usagi #rei #makoto #minako #minastirith #tolkien

#US asks #Romania to host additional forces at airbase
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc.html#Russia

At least 15 killed, 24 injured in #Israeli
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/business.html#17

Virgo #Horoscope 11 Mar 2026
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/interest.html#21

#USAGI YOJIMBO – KAITO ’84 is fun repurposing of classic
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/interest.html#19

Leveraging #AI-Driven Insights and DXP #Automation to
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/24-7-pr.html#26

#KatyPerry Loses 16-Year #Trademark Fight With #Fashion
https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/media.html#13

換毛期のウサギが“おぱんちゅうさぎ”状態に⇨「パンツ履いてるみたい！」「季節限定ですね」と反響
https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_jp_69b0a8cee4b07e0eaa23dead

#huffingtonpost #LIFE #ネットで話題 #動物 #うさぎ #nettodewadai #dobutsu #usagi

Hmm the MC is nice.
Not abandoned like #MaronKusakabe and not whatever like #Usagi

Lets see.
*Unreliable Dad: check
*Wedding dress still around: check

Yes. Not.
(I wonder if many parents keep their #wedding gowns around.. Mine didn't )

#repost •acws #acws #AnimuAlcea #WeddingPeach

ウサギの列の中に違う動物がいます⇨日向ぼっこの影に紛れた様子に「ぬーんって顔して可愛い」と反響
https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_jp_697656e6e4b084939e04c721

#huffingtonpost #LIFE #ネットで話題 #ウサギ #長崎バイオパーク #グリーンイグアナ #paw #nettodewadai #usagi #nagasakibaiopaku #guriniguana