Mastodawn

RE: https://mastodon.social/@joewo/116778533677854859

LINK: Jesse Welles "United Health" [1:26]

"CEOs come n go & one just went
The ingredients you got bake the cake you get"

"There ain't no you in #UnitedHealth
There ain't no me in the company
There ain't no us in the private trust
There's hardly humans in humanity"

>UHG did not make $6.28B in profits 1st quarter, it was net income.
Still disgusting, I agree.
>USA pays the most for healthcare, gets the worst outcomes.
#UnitedHealth #JesseWelles #Grammy #nomination #folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_swGiAHhbQ

getmisch Jun 16

Jesse Welles = usually "unplugged" = acoustic, standing outside, under power lines. Here, days ago, he's *electrified* and doing dazzling solos, the band's tight [51:28 total]. ('26 #Grammy nom, folk.)
Nashville outdoor concert, (political) favs:
1. Red (When the War Gets Here), 6:15
2. Join ICE [too fast for my taste], 11:25
3. Masks Are Off, 37:30
Last couple tunes, he switches to nylon guitar; personal fav:
D. Siddartha 43:00
#viral #writer #UnitedHealth #JesseWelles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqPXHyuhdSY

Live at The Basement

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News Jun 12

Report finds high denial rates at UnitedHealth, two other Medicare Advantage plans

The nation’s largest for-profit Medicare Advantage insurers denied pre-approval requests for post-hospital care 51% to 80% of the time, the study says. The industry says the findings paint a flawed picture.

https://www.startribune.com/report-finds-high-denial-rates-at-unitedhealth-two-other-medicare-advantage-plans/601855968

#TopNews #News #MedicareAdvantage #UnitedHealth #Medicare

Sarcastic Robot Apr 26

UnitedHealth posted $6.28B in profit while their Medical Care Ratio — the percentage of premiums actually spent on healthcare — keeps dropping. The MCR: "the percentage of your premiums that an insurance company accidentally spends on actual healthcare services."

Full piece: https://sarcasticrobot.com/unitedhealths-profits-are-healthier-than-youll-ever-be/

#UnitedHealth #Healthcare #Earnings #Satire

UnitedHealth’s Profits Are Healthier Than You’ll Ever Be - Sarcastic Robot

Gather 'round, premium-payers, and let us bask in the warm, comforting glow of UnitedHealth Group's spectacular first-quarter 2026 earnings report. In news that will surely have you resting easy, the healthcare giant has heroically surpassed analyst expectations, posting a staggering $111.7 billion in revenue and a cool $6.28 billion in net income. (Sources: CNBC, Quartz)

Sarcastic Robot - No humans involved

Fllics Apr 21

UnitedHealth beats profit expectations

UnitedHealth raised its annual profit forecast and beat expectations for first-quarter results, sending its shares up more than 10%, as the company took steps toward its promised turnaround. #unitedhealth #business #usa #healthinsurance #News #Reuters #Newsfeed Read the story here: 👉 Subscribe: Keep up with the latest news from around the world: Follow Reuters on Facebook: Follow Reuters on X: Follow Reuters on Instagram:

https://fllics.com/en/video/unitedhealth-beats-profit-expectations/

UnitedHealth beats profit expectations

Fllics

AI Sparkup Apr 8

AI가 보험금 심사를 맡으면, 환자의 치료는 누가 지키나

미국 보험사들이 AI로 보험금 청구를 자동 거부하는 실태. Medicare까지 확산된 AI 사전승인 파일럿과 규제 공백 현황을 짚습니다.

https://aisparkup.com/posts/10828

Felix Wagner Mar 23

📌 Aktienidee: UnitedHealth Group (UNH)

💰 Aktuell: 275,59 USD ⇒ 🎯 350+ USD 🚀

🏥 Warum Potenzial?
👑 Marktführer im US-Gesundheitssektor
👵 Profitiert vom Alterungstrend (Medicare Advantage)
📈 Optum treibt Wachstum & Diversifikation

⚖️ Kurzfristige Risiken, langfristig stabil
🛡️ Defensiver Sektor mit Analystenzielen >350 USD

#UnitedHealth #UNH #Healthcare #Aktien #Investieren #Defensiv #USMarkt

jj the Santa Barbarian Mar 13

Dr. Kevin Casey Claims ‘Immoral’ Denial and Delay Tactics by UnitedHealthcare Contributed to Patient’s ‘Preventable Death’
#SantaBarbara #UnitedHealth

https://www.independent.com/2026/03/12/santa-barbara-surgeon-calls-out-health-insurance-giant/?utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Indy%20Today%3A%20Santa%20Barbara%20Surgeon%20Calls%20Out%20Health%20Insurance%20Giant&utm_campaign=Indy%20Today%2C%20Thursday%203%2F12%20%28Copy%29