Found out that one of my coworkers uses "turkey legs" as a unit of measurement. Thanks @kashif .
oh yeah, an entire mix of Tudor and Elizabethian music. An elegant era of screaming about food, outside the privvies...
... to be fair, in Elizabethian London you were probably never far from someone relieving themselves and so this has some historical basis. #TurkeyLeg #OnAStick