Tah dahhhh!!! I was able to open this new jar of raspberry jam!

This time I only needed ten seconds of hot water on the lid and three times hitting it with the knife.

Whew!
Please clap.

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Me: Dang. My boobs hurt again and they really itch.

Wife: Ah. I see we're back to the 12yr old again after having just seen silly teen Wren and previously... hot-flash perimenopause Wren.

Me: Don't worry. Those two will come back soon. Teen Wren will probably add a little spontaneous crying if you're lucky.

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Also while I was in the free weight area, a woman started walking toward me. I was thinking "oh shit. I've been made and this bitch is gonna start some shit about the trans girl being in the gym with her."

It sucks that this is my first thought every time someone approaches me out of the blue like that.

She actually was very friendly and only wanted to ask where I got my shirt because she absolutely loved it.

Because after all... i AM a delight. ☺️

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#GymLife

I accidentally gave myself my estrogen shot a day early and I may have added just a tiny dash, a whisper, if you will, extra of Girl Juiceβ„’ in the syringe.

Low key wondering if I should I just go ahead and buy a few new bras now since my boobs will obviously get as big as my head after this error.

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My wife just nonchalantly grabbed my boob as I walked past her.
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*blink blink blink blink*
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Oh how the tables have turned.
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This bookshop is amazing. It was a house... a big one, that has been converted into this bookshop. It comes with a little map to show which sections of this maze of a shop has which subjects.

Found myself at the romance/women's fiction. Gonna be honest... a little upset there aren't any lesbian romance books.

There is this title that makes me wonder how much of myself I'd see in it. 😜

#bookstodon
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RIP my cheap-ass rose gold wireless headset, bought for voice training, back when i angsted over spending even the slightest amount of money on myself.

now do i replace them with another set of cheapass rose gold headphones? do i bite the bullet and go get some airpods? do i bow to the inevitable and get the damn pink cat ear headset?

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tfw you've taken a pic in the same outfit every year on this day but this year you don't wanna cause you don't like those clothes any more and also they don't fucking fit right and also crew necks are gross

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Something I don't think I'll ever really get used to is having guys ask if I need help or insist on helping me.

I had to go to the home-improvement store to buy a piece of door framing trim. I only needed a couple of feet, found the one I needed and was gonna cut it. But there was a guy there looking for what he needed also and insisted on doing it for me.

I mean, I guess chivalry isn't dead and all that but it's just kind of... it's an odd experience to have.

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