#shark #attack (er... #ToyShark) "Zuru is aware of 12 reports of children falling or sitting onto the recalled full-size Baby Shark bath toy, resulting in impalement injuries, lacerations and puncture wounds, including to children’s genital, anorectal and facial areas. Nine of the incidents required stitches or medical attention. " ie. kids are going to the ER with after a shark goes up their... er... yeah. #PainInTheButt