My feed today is people complaining about the worst person in the world destroying everything they love and committing unforgivable crimes against humanity. Then I see it's about Geoff Keighley. #ToughCrowd
@RogerBW @BigJackBrass he knew all about it. Like when his wife would go into Macy’s in New York.
#homonym #pun #funny #teehee #no? #comeon! #thatwasgood #alright #belikethat #bloodyaudiences #toughcrowd
Mijn dochter moest in een poëziealbum (ja, dat bestaat nog), haar favoriete nummer van Camille invullen. Ik suggereerde "Carnaval der dieren" of "Danse macabre", maar niemand snapte Mijn mopje... #ToughCrowd
On this Thursday, may you be more successful at impressing your child than I! 😂 #UnimpressedSumi #ToughCrowd #SoomaBooma
I think I found my new best friend thru FB…
Or possibly we’re twins separated at birth?
#feelherpain #toughcrowd #manbat
Warning you now. I might bail / fall asleep / get hungry. Do something #nzvpak #toughcrowd

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In my daughter’s school reading book this evening, Biff becomes frustrated because an increasingly obstinate “Mrs May” won’t listen, even when something is obviously going wrong.

In other news, tonight I have learned that political satire is wasted on a 5-year-old. #ToughCrowd

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“In my daughter’s school reading book this evening, Biff becomes frustrated because an increasingly obstinate “Mrs May” won’t listen, even when something is obviously going wrong. In other news, tonight I have learned that political satire is wasted on a 5-year-old. #ToughCrowd”

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