Good morning. I don’t know how to eat breakfast without a soft ball of purr in my lap.

Please show me your purr babies.

#catsofmastodon #TorbieCat #sad

Gilly Bean?

Gilly Bean.

Gilly. Honey. I want to exercise. Can you—

Nope. Okay. That’s okay.

#TorbieCat #catsofmastodon #allcatsarebeautiful

Me: This cat thinks she’s Olipurr Twist.
She: I’m not talking to you anymore
Me: Because because, see
(She is walking away)
Me: she’s a starving orphan
She: Uh huh
Me: And says “Please, can I have some more?”
She: …
Me: It’s funny because she’s so spoiled and round
She: *poker face*
Me: Aren’t you glad you taught me the bit where I keep explaining a bad joke earnestly until it turns into explaining that I’m doing a bit where I explain the joke?
She: …yes

#catsofmastodon #TorbieCat

#cats will replicate the weirdest things if they think it is normal.

Every morning when I get up I use the bathroom before making #trixiethetorbie breakfast. The last week or so I have notices that when I get up, she goes and sits in her litter box. I only just realized, she thinks going to the bathroom when I wake up is a normal thing and part of our ritual.
#catsofmastodon #tabby #torbiecat

Photo from our last walk for cat tax

I have never meet a #cat so confident in her new home as Sinosauropteryx #Trixiethetorbie

She is so confident and curious while exploring her new home

#taby #torbiecat #catsofmastodon #caturday