Ok, I tend to get slap happy dark humour when things are really stressed, so let's start a #sillyWaysToStayCool tag to pitch terrible and/or amusing ways to cool off.

#heatWave #heatwaveHealth #tooDamnHot

Like cuddling up to this piece of ice...

I get the very briefest moments of wishing I was in an air-conditioned office when the weather is like this, but it is brief, to be fair. Working from home, no matter how uncomfortably warm it is right now, is still infinitely better than doing any form of commuting. But I'm not enjoying this today.

#Portsmouth #Weather #Climate #TooDamnHot

I'm trying to exercise everyday, so I did about an hour on my under desk stationary bike and after I stretched I decided to finally vacuum which I've been putting off for way too long. Now I'm thoroughly exhausted and I got my headphones all sweaty.

I love this bike though. Today I half watched YouTube and played a little Fallout 76 while I biked!

#Exercise #TooDamnHot #Vacuum #StationaryBiking #Fallout76

It only took me 4 days of 100+ weather to realize I should put a smooth sheet over my plush fleece-like couch lol

So much nicer sitting on cotton :-) #Weather #toodamnhot #eventuallyIlearn

do they make ice pack underpants

#toodamnhot