48 years.

That's how old I was when I realised that the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" joke, does not mean what I thought it meant.

You see, I always assumed that the joke was funny simply because it was not at all funny. Like it's funny for absurdities sake. I mean what is so special about a chicken walking across a road to the opposite side.

No. Apparently it's a play on the words "The Other Side" and it has a way darker meaning than I thought it did. Poor Chicken.

I take things way too literally.

#TodayYearsOld

I was today years old when I learned what 'henpeck' is. (And it was thanks to manga)

Misogyny, cuteness, and servility in a single term.

I both love and hate it.

#TodayILearned #TodayYearsOld

Just found out that there is a word for the day after tomorrow. Introducing: Overmorrow.

WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS?!?!

#news #justfoundongoogle #JustFoundOut #todayilearned #todayyearsold

i’m so dense
i am #todayyearsold when i realised Big Eyed Beans from Venus are just babies
🤦‍♂️

i’d always imagined the captain was singing about Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something like that

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#GeeksDoingPuns
#TodayYearsOld

I was #TodayYearsOld when I finally opened the lyrics to realize Jade is NOT singing "your pastrami buttons".

#90s
#FacePalm