🥳✨ Behold, the ultimate guide to running #LLMs that won't fry your toaster! In a shocking twist, they've actually ranked them by #performance instead of size—mind-blowing, right? 🎉 Because who doesn't want to spend eternity #benchmarking their #AI models instead of doing something productive? 😅
https://github.com/Andyyyy64/whichllm #Toaster #Safety #Productivity #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - Andyyyy64/whichllm: Find the local LLM that actually runs — and performs best — on your hardware. Ranked by real, recency-aware benchmarks, not parameter count. One command, run it instantly.

Find the local LLM that actually runs — and performs best — on your hardware. Ranked by real, recency-aware benchmarks, not parameter count. One command, run it instantly. - Andyyyy64/whichllm

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RT @Grady_Booch: Als Kind hätte ich nie erwartet, dass ich als Erwachsener mit meinem Toaster streiten würde.

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<p>RT @Grady_Booch: Als Kind hätte ich nie erwartet, dass ich als Erwachsener mit meinem Toaster streiten würde.</p> <p><a href="https://arint.info/@Arint/116476108137751445">mehr</a> auf <a href="https://arint.info/">Arint.info</a></p> <p>#Alltag #Erwachsenenleben #Humor #Ironie #Toaster #Witzig #arint_info</p> <p><a href="https://x.com/Grady_Booch/status/2048437283658043857#m">https://x.com/Grady_Booch/status/2048437283658043857#m</a></p>

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Didn't buy anything at the #thriftshop today though. Nothing grabbing me.

Did see an ancient GE #toaster though. That was tempting. Look at the lettering on that badge.

Netflix India’s New-Talent Bet Lands Three Films in Global Top 10 as ‘Toaster’ Hits No. 1 (EXCLUSIVE)
#Variety #Asia #Global #News #Netflix #PriyankaMohan #RajkummarRao #Toaster

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/netflix-india-new-talent-toaster-global-no-1-1236726913/

Netflix India's New-Talent Bet Pays Off as 'Toaster' Hits Global No. 1

'Toaster,' 'Accused' and 'Made in Korea' land Indian films in Netflix's Non-English Top 10 as emerging directors deliver global results.

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Oh, ALSO...

One of the things brought to me was a toaster that wouldn't stay "down", but otherwise worked fine. This is a semi-common problem - I had another #toaster with the same problem at the last Repair Cafe.

And this one... the manufacturer secured the bottom base to the chassis with Torx screws (fine) ... but SECURITY Torx screws. If you're not familiar with these, they're regular Torx screws but there's a pin that sticks up in the middle of the fastener head, so regular #Torx drivers won't go into the head. You need special #drivers with a hollow bit to go over that pin.

Now, I have "security" Torx drivers because fuck you, you don't get to lock me out of something that belongs to me [1], but this is ridiculous. It's a CDN$40 two-slot toaster, not some #unobtainium magic technological wonder. It's one great "Up yours!" from the #manufacturer to the #consumer and the #environment.

Name-and-shame time: it was a Black and Decker (they can pay me if they want me to use their vanity typography to refer to them). This is another of those brand names that maybe used to mean something, but now is just marketing. There are a *lot* fewer #factories making toasters than there are brands selling toasters. They just tick boxes on an #OEM's feature list to get "their" product.

[1] It's easy to get the drivers these days, so they don't have much effect, but when they first came about almost no one had them, so it was a major pain in the ass.

#BlackAndDecker #VanityTypography

https://youtu.be/8PfrCpZKCSM?si=nmJzTeED2J8SkFgb 😆 Someone managed to run Doom... on a toaster! 😄 While I love this kind of hack, having lived through the era when the real challenge was getting it to run on an Amiga 1200 with a 68030, what blows my mind the most about this story is that we’re making toasters... with built-in screens. What a waste of resources and components! People have gone mad. #doom #amiga #toaster #waste
Doom on a Toaster ...

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Someone suceed to run Doom... on a Toaster :) https://youtu.be/8PfrCpZKCSM?si=nmJzTeED2J8SkFgb Autant j'adore ce genre d'exploit avec Doom, ayant connu l'époque ou le challenge était de le faire tourner sur un Amiga 1200 avec un 68030... mais ce qui m'interpelle le plus dans cette histoire, c'est qu'on fabrique des grille-pains... avec un écran. Mais quel usage inutile de ressources et de composants ! les gens sont fous. #doom #amiga #toaster #waste
Doom on a Toaster ...

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'Toaster' is a laborious dark comedy that struggles with tonal inconsistency, despite flashes of humor and strong performances. #AbhishekBanerjee, #ArchanaPuranSingh, #FarahKhan, #Netflix, #RajkummarRao, #SanyaMalhotra, #SeemaPahwa, #Toaster, #UpendraLimaye

https://movizark.com/2026/04/16/toaster-2026-review/

Toaster (2026) Review!!

Synopsis – Murder and mayhem ensue as a miser gets fixated on a toaster he gifted for a wedding. My Take – Ever since he made a striking debut with Love Sex Aur Dhokha (2010), Rajkummar…

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