⏰✨ Ah yes, because tracking how much time you waste in a terminal is the true pinnacle of developer productivity! Now you can finally ship that invoice without ever having to face the terrifying world outside the command line. Surely, a "closed ring" will magically fix your procrastination... or not. 🙈🔧
https://closedrings.sh/en #developerproductivity #timewasting #terminaltools #procrastinationcommandline #invoicetracking #HackerNews #ngated
Closed Rings · Terminal-native time tracking

Open rings. Close rings. Ship the invoice. A CLI-first time tracker for developers who live in $SHELL.

Closed Rings
Yet another #GitHub project nobody asked for, #Jeeves promises to revolutionize the way you waste time with #AI agent session browsing. 🤖💤 Because what we really need is a #TUI to scroll through our AI's existential crisis transcripts. Sure, that's what'll fix software development—browsing histories! 🥴
https://github.com/robinovitch61/jeeves #softwaredevelopment #timewasting #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - robinovitch61/jeeves: AI agent conversation history browser

AI agent conversation history browser. Contribute to robinovitch61/jeeves development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
Football is being spoiled by time‑wasting – what can be done ahead of the World Cup? | The-14

Time-wasting is reducing football action time, with referees under pressure and inconsistent added time decisions raising concerns ahead of the World Cup

The-14 Pictures
Whenever I get a new bottle of washing up liquid I like to sit the old one on top and watch the remnants of the old bottle drip through. I can sit and watch it for ages. Mesmerising.#WashingUpLiquid #TimeWasting
Ah yes, the riveting world of #C++ hashmaps—where time stands still and somehow still takes forever. 😴🔄 After 3 years, Martin bravely ventures back to prove that the art of #benchmarking is the best way to waste your time while pretending to be productive. ⚙️📉
https://martin.ankerl.com/2022/08/27/hashmap-bench-01/ #hashmaps #productivity #timewasting #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
Comprehensive C++ Hashmap Benchmarks 2022

Where I've spent way too much time creating benchmarks of C++ hashmaps

Martin Leitner-Ankerl
Ah, the zen of virtual plants 🌿: where browser tabs become the Garden of #Procrastination, and sliders are the new fertilizer. 🎛️ Adjust the Grow/Split Prophecy to witness "cells"—or as normal people call them, pixels—attempting to mimic nature’s complexity. But remember, it's just Ivy League-level time-wasting 🍃.
https://da.nmcardle.com/grow #virtualplants #browsergames #pixelart #natureinspired #timewasting #HackerNews #ngated
nmcardle

👀 Oh wow, a revolutionary idea: start meetings at 5 minutes past the hour! Because clearly, the real problem with corporate meetings is punctuality, not the soul-crushing monotony. 🚀 Meanwhile, let's all pretend it's not just another excuse to scroll through Instagram for 5 extra minutes. 🙄
https://philipotoole.com/start-your-meetings-at-5-minutes-past/ #revolutionaryidea #corporateculture #meetingetiquette #productivityhacks #timewasting #HackerNews #ngated
Start your meetings at 5 minutes past – Vallified

I work as an Engineering Manager at Google, and my teams practice a simple habit - we book all meetings to start at five minutes past the hour (or half hour). This works better than trying to finish five minutes early. Meetings often don't finish on time, and the impact is highest with back-to-back meetings.…

Timewasting Fee Update: December 2025

With effect from 01/12/2025 the fee for wasting the time of Court Guinness will be set to £50,000 per hour per instance or part thereof with the exception of United Kingdom Police Officers, the fee for time wasting by United Kingdom Police Officers will rise to £100,000 per hour per instance or part thereof

Remember this is billable to the individual or in the case of a company to the individual employee or individuals at their home address or addresses.

Reading and responding to an email for example in the same hour is two (2) instances and the £50,000 or £100,000 bill will go to each recipient at their home. In the case of a police officer a Chief Officer may be chosen by Court Guinness to bear the bill instead.

All invoices that are not paid within 7 days are passed to a debt collection team to enforce. Enforcement can include personal bankruptcy.

Interest accrues from day 7 of late payment.

Interest charges and other additional charges are updated on a regular basis and the latest interest rates can be found on this site.

#fees #timewasting #updates

Rust's latest #TUI "revolution" is basically a box of #emojis and #buzzwords masquerading as #documentation 🤡📚. With a "Hello World" that rivals War and Peace in verbosity, the only revolution here is in wasting your time ⏳💥.
https://ratatui.rs/showcase/apps/ #Rust #TimeWasting #HackerNews #ngated
App Showcase

Ratatui
👴🔍 "Exciting" news from the dusty archives: someone found a forbidden page while pretending to analyze ancient BIOS secrets. 🤡 The only thing lost here is our time ⏳, and maybe a little bit of sanity. 🌀
https://int10h.org/blog/2025/11/lost-ibm-at-model-bios-analysis/ #excitingnews #forbiddenpage #ancientBIOS #timewasting #sanitylost #HackerNews #ngated