Golden Throne Debut on National Mall Puts DC Apart From Rest of Nation
(from DC Media Group)
Washington, DC—An anonymous group of artists struck gold on the National Mall with the latest installment of art—a golden ‘Throne Fit For A King’ near the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. The 10 foot throne was adorned with golden accouterments and a golden commode only a king could afford. Set on a white marble stand with its own roll dispenser, it was fully accessible to the public as an interactive installment.
It also had a golden dispenser with a roll of paper, though it was a not so luxurious off-brand two-ply generic issue. Each segment was stamped with ’The Secret Handshake,’ the group thought to be behind the series of art installations mocking Trump since last year. This was the latest in a series of art displays destined to commemorate the rise and fall of the Trump kingdom.
On its side panels brass plates were embossed in all caps with ‘A Throne Fit For A King’
“In a time of unprecedented division, escalating division, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln bathroom in the White House.
“This, the crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that the president isn’t just a businessman, he’s taking care of business. It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it gold.”
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