"Jay Leno's monologue features innovative humor about airlines and Viagra and Linda Tripp." - SARAH VOWELL, Advice, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #Advice #NationalViagraDay #SarahVowell

"After dinner and another bottle of whiskey, they went out to the yard and burned the note!" - SEAN COLE, The Room of Requirement, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #TheRoomofRequirement #InternationalWhiskeyDay #SeanCole

"We found the car on Century Boulevard." - BRIAN SPENCER, Like It or Not, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #LikeItorNot #BrianSpencer

"I have no particular attachment to Reese Witherspoon, and I'm not from the South." - BRETT MARTIN, Put Your Heart In It, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #PutYourHeartInIt #ReeseWitherspoon #HappyBirthdayReeseWitherspoon #BrettMartin

"I'm not a licensed medical professional or a scientist." - JON RONSON, The Psychopath Test, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ThePsychopathTest #JonRonson

"I just spilled Pepsi on your car seat and my pants, like I was in some kind of commercial for a detergent that worked on clothing and upholstery." - SIERRA TELLER-ORNELAS, Hit the Road, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #HittheRoad

"Like he said, I take naps all the time!" - CASEY PHILLIPS, No Coincidence, No Story!, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #NoCoincidenceNoStory #NationalNappingDay #CaseyPhillips

"I came out and I'm wearing your glasses and, like, a wig to look like you." - FRED ARMISEN, Doppelgängers, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #Doppelgängers #InternationalWigDay #FredArmisen

"Whenever a guy was hooked up to the machine, women would crowd around the booth to watch." - AVIVA DEKORNFELD, How Are You Not Seeing This?, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #InternationalWomensDay #AvivaDekornfeld

"He went to church, and played drums in his high school's marching band." - CHRIS NEARY, Life After Death, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #LifeAfterDeath #NationalMarchingBandDay #ChrisNeary