Jon Larsen says all the fucks I might in a week at #TheFuckingNews, so I don't have to. 20 min daily some scientists say[1] is effective immunization for 24hrs against cravings to spend more time swearing at, the fucking news.

Today's fulmination[2] was high on the NFF scale†, as everyone agrees‡ —
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[1] Me, BSc Chem Hons1, 1996
[2] The Fucking News #votefucknoice https://tinyurl.com/TFN260130

AUDIO: Vote 'Fuck No' on Funding ICE

The Fucking News for Jan. 29, 2026

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And to make matter worse, The Fucking News has just come on to interrupt the funky soul groove.

#TheFuckingNews #UkTheFuckingNewsScene

From The Fucking News: Even I, a devout atheist, know that whoever wrote The Bible wrote that Jesus said, “Love your neighbor as you love yourself,” and that “neighbor” in that context meant all the goddam fucking people.

@thefuckingnews #TFN #TheFuckingNews

Judge Just Fucking Says It: Trump Is Breaking The Law 🔨 - #theFuckingNews #WhiteHouse #USDistrictJudge #Trump #Musk #Unlawful #JudgeJohnMcConnell
Bluesky

Bluesky Social

#trump #tariffs #thefuckingnews #substack

If you are in SubStack you should check “ The Fucking News “ they are hilarious;

“ Prior to the election, Trump supporters appeared to suffer under the delusion that tariffs just magically, painlessly generated money. MAGAites discussed Trump’s proposed tariffs of 10% 20% whatever-the-fuck% as if they were paid by the Chinese and Mexican governments and said governments would simply absorb the cost.” https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/christmas-miracle-america-learns?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios

Christmas Miracle! — America Learns What "Tariff" Means

After a post-election spike in consumer confidence, Americans behold the mystery of a sudden fall from grace

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#thefuckingnews #gop #biden #JoeBiden #biden2024 #dnc #DNC2024 #goplaughingstock #impeachment #republicans #trump #ivankatrump

That was the end, the least productive republican congress in history, Jim Jordan hasn’t authored a single policy, Comer another loser and as the sub stack says , the contrast of the non sexual embrace by Ashley in contrast to Trump with Ivanka and no impeachment for Biden, republicans are the laughing stock of the country.

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/house-gop-drops-biden-impeachment?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

House GOP Drops Biden Impeachment Report (and Impeachment)

GOP report doesn't call for impeachment despite claiming that Biden did bads

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#KamalaHarris #kamalaharris2024 #thefuckingnews #economy #israel #Bidenomics #election2024 #usapolitics

In the latest “ The Fucking News “ sub stack is the list of names for VP Harris economic team and some other topics like Israel, excellent piece .

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/here-comes-harris-policy?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Here Comes Harris Policy

Harris to roll out economic plans as her econ team takes shape

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