Did anyone hear about the fleas and ticks that escaped from a prison in New Zealand?

Rumor has it they're still on the lamb.

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My coworkers frequently ask me to discount their food.

So a couple of times, I've said they made a terrible selection from the menu and it probably wouldn't taste good.

There. Food discounted.

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Darling if you want me to be
Closer to you....

Seals and Crofts

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Pun of the day: After all, Al Gore invented the internet. That's why they're called Al Gore's rythms.

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I had a delivery a while ago of Naga chilli chutney. Orange cat Ryoohki really enjoys the store's packaging material. So I just left the box out for her. A few jars of spicy chutney are left in the box too. You see, for this box, the catstaysin.

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This is just painful.

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Why didn't Disney jump in on the space exploration game?

Lack of atMOUSEphere.

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"Two cats are swimming across a river. One is named One Two Three, and the other is named Un Deux Trois. Only one cat made it across. Which one?
One Two Three did, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

Lunch time is war.

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I ain't afraid of no toast!

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