Tech company developers be like: "You've been using our products for twenty years so you know we care about improving your user experience and boosting your productivity. That's why we're adding two extra keystrokes, a dialogue box and an additional screen to this operation and why periodically we'll ask you if you want to avail yourself of our cloud services with the options 'Yes' and 'Ask me again when I'm concentrating on getting urgent work done'. And why, at random intervals, we'll remotely resize buttons, overlap them, or just plain reposition them entirely to show you we've done an upgrade. And also why our keystroke monitoring algorithm will identify when you've hit a productive train of thought and knock it off the rails with a thirty second advert for a Candy Crush knock-off. And don't forget, for just an extra fifty dollars a month you can have us temporarily not inject random stolen content into all your work."



