It's my BIRTHDAY! Instead of mailing me a semi-comedic card, a $20,000 automobile, or a plastic bag overflowing with furanyl fentanyl, vote for my latest novel (DEAD MONKEY RUM) in the 22nd Annual Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards: https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2024/03/happy-birthday-to-me.html

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Here's a reminder to vote for my latest novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM, in the 22nd Annual Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards! ANYONE can vote in the #RondoAwards! YOU CAN VOTE FOR DEAD MONKEY RUM IN 3 EASY STEPS: https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2024/03/rondo-reminder.html

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This past Saturday night, Solaris BlueRaven interviewed me on her podcast, RAVENSTAR'S WITCHING HOUR. You can listen to the entire interview right here: <https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2024/03/cryptopolis-other-stories-on-ravenstars.html>. For about two hours, we discuss my Rondo Award-nominated novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM, as well as my latest book, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES.

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The nominations for the 22nd Annual Rondo Awards have now been announced! I'm honored to be included among the nominees for "Best Classic Monster Fiction" (for my 2023 novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM) alongside the likes of such luminaries as Tim Lucas (THE BOOK OF RENFIELD) and Craig Russell (THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND)! Please consider voting for DEAD MONKEY RUM: https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2024/03/dead-monkey-rum-has-been-nominated-for.html

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To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the legendary Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my latest book (DEAD MONKEY RUM)! *CHOKE GASP!* For more info: https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2023/11/the-alphaomega-cryptoscatology-black.html

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"Robert Guffey's latest novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM, hits the sweet spot!"
--Dr. Jack Griffin (AKA the Invisible Man)

https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2023/11/the-invisible-man-endorses-chameleo.html

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Last night I returned to Solaris BlueRaven's HYPERSPACE radio show for my seventh appearance! Over the course of two hours, Solaris and I discuss my latest book, DEAD MONKEY RUM, as well as previous books such as BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, CHAMELEO, SPIES & SAUCERS, and CRYPTOSCATOLOGY!!!

https://www.kcorradio.com/archives/hyperspace/2023/october/robert-guffey.mp3

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Unboxing my latest novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM: https://cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2023/10/unboxing-dead-monkey-rum.html

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