Practically Homeless Elon Musk

Perhaps you’ve lived under a rock these past few years and hadn’t heard that Elon Musk gave up all his mansions and practically lived under a rock. Maybe your rock, if your rock is in Texas.

His new home is worth $50 000 and is 400 square feet. It’s meant to be efficient. Perhaps Elon doesn’t want every other weekend with his kids. “Sorry kids,” he might say “but I’m strapped for space.”

At least he’s not wasteful like other half trillionaires. Okay so there are no other half trillionaires. But let’s just look at what he could do in the real estate market with that half trillion.

The average value of a fully detached home in my area is nearly a million dollars. Elon could buy a new one every single day to rest his head in somewhere that is pristine. He could then bulldoze the home in the morning. He would go through about one tenth of his wealth in his remaining 50 years or so if he did this.

If he wanted to make people exist in his current squalor of a $50 000 home, he could put up 10 million of the things and house a population the size of Sweden’s. Every man, woman and child of Sweden could have their own Elon house.

Maybe Elon just wants street cred with the homeless. “No I’m not quite there,” he can say despondently, “But I am down to 400 square feet to live in.”

Maybe feeding the homeless in an episode of the Big Bang Theory wasn’t quite enough for his street credibility. After all, the show is fictional and didn’t feed the actual homeless. And although Elon said he wanted to eat a pie with a bite out of it, they never actually showed the pie or him eating any part of it.

After this show people might think Elon actually had something in common with the homeless. However, years of actions afterwards proved that he didn’t and now, living in a 400 square foot home, he might move back to those halcyon days when people thought he might actually care.

#50000Home #400SquareFootHome #destroyAHomePerDay #ElonMusk #ElonSCurrentSqualor #halfTrillionaire #noPlaceToHouseHisKids #populationOfSweden #realEstate #streetCred #Texas #TheBigBangTheory #theHomeless

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A chef with #streetcred calling out cowardly #trump

#wanabedictator too afraid to walk the streets

Very disappointed. He pulled away very sedately, hardly making any noise or waves. If you're going to own a big obnoxious boat, you should live up to the reputation.

#StreetCred

ROUND 1 Poll 103

Street Cred (Redwood Designs)
Mystery of the Indus Valley (Alternative Software)
Crosswize (Firebird Software)
Overlord (CCS)

1988 GAME OF THE YEAR
Top two games go through to next round

#GameoftheYear1988 #ZXSpectrum #SinclairZXSpectrum #RetroGaming

#StreetCred #MysteryoftheIndusValley #Crosswize #Overlord

Street Cred
0%
Mystery of the Indus Valley
0%
Crosswize
57.1%
Overlord
42.9%
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I see a lot of rappers doing movies, TV shows, and commercials for things like car repair insurance. Whatever happened to "don't sell out"? Or was "don't sell out" just a ploy to build a brand, make money, get famous enough in order to then actually sell out? #streetcred is a scam.
Désormais j'écouterais la musique comme ça pour plus de #streetcred
J'ai racheté des écouteurs apple de 2008 parce que c'est avec ça que j'ai commencé ma carrière de caméx de la zik. Époque iPod Touch toussa.
Je sais for sure que ce sont les spécificités de ces bidules qui ont éduqué mes tympans. En vrai j'aime bien le mixage. Bcp diront que ça manque de basse mais tant que je suis pas à 4 pattes la tête dans le sub perso j'en ai rien à foutre des basses. Moi ce que j'aime c'est les trebbles.

British amplifier and music gear company MARSHALL sold to... 🇨🇳☭ People's Republic of China investment group

Just LOL. Marshall have been iconic to the Western "counter-cultural revolution" brought about by rock music since early 1960s. Seeing them now being owned by a PRC state-approved capitalist group is the ultimate chef's kiss.

Of course, the likes of Gibson and Fender have outsourced *some* of their manufacturing to the Chinese dictatorship for years now, but being *owned* by PRC investors must the apex of late-stage capitalism.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/chinas-hongshan-buys-majority-stake-marshall-group-115-bln-deal-2025-01-24/

#marshall #amplifiers #rockmusic #streetcred #PRC #china

@tasket @briankrebs nodds in agreement

I can relate to that...

I have the luxury of not having to consider it, but that makes me the exception rather than the norm...

tsk (@[email protected])

@briankrebs This also seems to be a preferred way to jump start an infosec career. The orgs that have stuff to protect either want a PhD or someone like that who proved themselves "effective" in committing crimes. Someone like me who writes defensive utilities isn't even going to get responses for junior sysadmin posts.

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