Friend and biz partner went to doctor for a prostrate screening MRI. There was interference. Metal in his butt cheek. Found a BB lodged in his a$$ from his buddy shooting him with 10 pumps on the gun point blank in his bedroom as kids. The most GenX story I’ll hear this year. #stoneytakes #GenX

If you grew up in New Orleans during Katrina, it’s perfectly understandable why you’re against federal taxes and the federal government in general. #stoneytakes

Zero tolerance for “Dubai chocolate” #stoneytakes #slavelabor

“Inside me there are two wolves: one wants weed, the other wants coffee” #stoneytakes

There’s no reason for higher fuel prices today. The barrels we are sipping from were paid for under the lower rate. The expensive barrels aren’t even here yet. It’s all theft and manipulation. Prices raised because: they can #stoneytakes #oiligarchy #robberbarons

Subbing a kindergarten class in a school that is literally located in a sand dune. The amount of mud and sand on the floor is sending me! Lol. I am not the cleanest person in my own home, but I always make sure the floor is tidy. 🤣🤪 #school #stoneytakes #whytmanquirks

TFW your house is a mess but you live alone so can’t blame anyone 🙇🏻‍♂️ #stoneytakes

Me every time a killer type II #phish jam wraps up: “that could have kept going”. #consistent #stoneytakes

“Hagseth”, amirite? #stoneytakes #dod #potus